6 Sex Myths
There are so many myths, misconceptions and misinformation about sex that I am literally making my career out of trying to rectify it. So here are some pretty common ones that I can gloss over.
1. If you have lots of sex, your vag will go loose.
NEWP. When aroused, the vaginal muscles relax to allow for penetration, but once arousal is “complete” and the body has returned to regular functioning, the vaginal muscles also return to their original shape and tension. There is no evidence to suggest sex causes loosening of the vagina, even over time. Age and childbirth are more likely to have an effect on the body because, duh. If you are worried about your vag strength, I have two words for you; Kegel exercises. Get some Kegel balls and strengthen that pelvic floor, friend.
2. You can’t get an STI from oral.
You most certainly can. Chlamydia, herpes, gonorrhoea, syphilis and HPV can all be transmitted orally. Terrrrrrrifying. HPV causes abnormal cell growth which can lead to cancer, remember Michael Douglas and his tongue cancer? That was from HPV. To help protect you again STIs, condoms and dental dams are the answer.
3. Penis size matters.
C’monnnnnn. I don’t know why I even put this in because I am so bored of talking about it. If you’re looking for a penis, don’t discount it based on its size. If you have a penis that you think is too small, pleasure is attained through so much more than just something big going into something tight. If I can’t convince you your body is normal and you want something else, the first inch or two of the vag and anal canal have the most nerve endings… so… chill.
4. Men can’t have multiple orgasms.
This actually surprised me, and I am so happy to learn about something new! Men CAN in fact have multiple orgasms, however, unlike female multiples, men can’t necessarily ejaculate with each concurrent orgasm. All it takes it practice. Take a gander at Non Ejaculatory Multiple Orgasms .
5. Women don’t watch porn.
I watch a tonne of porn. And actually a third of porn watchers are women. Sooooo ~ shaka ~
6. Being good in the sack comes naturally.
When you were a baby did you just stand up one day and start running? No, you needed guidance and practice. And even though you’ve been walking and running for a long time now, you still trip over every now and again. The first time I gave a blow job I asked a lot of questions and there was a lot of communication. Surprisingly, it was a really mature exchange for two 17-year-olds drunk on goon at a party. Anyway, that’s why I give bomb ass blow jobs.
Seriously, I am amazing at blowies.
