Clone-A-Pussy

Welcome to ‘Doing It with Jordan”, where I do stuff and then tell you about it…

Clone-a-pussy moulding kit.

I honestly wanted to do a clone-a-pussy for a long time for no reason, I mean my vulva is cute AF and I thought it would make good content, but I wasn’t going to turn it into anything. Then I thought I should do a tiktok (watch below), then after I posted that I came up with ‘Doing It’ and was like… 3-5 birds…?

So here we go, the first ever Doing It with Jordan, a short and sweet run down of the clone-a-pussy.

I got the clone-a-pussy from Love Honey for $45.

I was super excited when it arrived, mum was less than enthused, letting out a heavy exasperated sigh, rolling her eyes and shaking her head. Sick. Of. My. Shit.

When the weekend rolled around I got all the bits and pieces set up and read the instructions...“trim your hair if it’s a little long” You know it fucking is, clone-a-pussy ffs.  

With a freshly shaved inverted landing strip, I mixed up the mould ingredients, poured it into the mould cup and as the instructions said to work quickly from here, I panic squatted over it, on the kitchen floor.

Here is where I went wrong… not because I was on the kitchen floor, just in the instructions it said to stay as horizontal as possible… “what’s more horizontal than the floor?” I thought. I ended up leaning forward too much and my fat mons pubis pushed all the mould out and it set on a steep incline.

uuuuuuuUuUuUgh Bummer.

My “folds” didn’t make much of an impression, like maybe because I was squatting there was too much pressure (my body weight) sealing the mould cup so the mould couldn’t come out and then my flaps were just forced flat.. ?

Honestly, I spent about 15 minutes looking on the internet to see if I could either reverse the setting process or what other mould I could buy in my local area…  no dice. I just had to go with it.

Because the mould was on such an incline, I tried to cut the bottom so it would sit flatter, but my efforts were in vain.

I mixed the silicone and poured it on the mould and let it set for 24 hours.

I could see that the place with the most detail (clit) was too high and the silicone mix just slid down it.

The bummer continues to bum me out.

24 hours later I remove my so-pathetically-thin-it’s-almost-transparent pussy mould and trimmed off all of the silicone that dribbled away because of my dumb fat mound.

Good lord. I am actually holding my own vulva upside down. smh.

Here it is.

Does it do my pussy justice? No. Would I try it again? If someone bought the kit for me, yeh. What am I doing with it now? Well it’s currently gathering dust on my bed side table because it’s just like… ?? flop town.

If you’re going to try a Clone-a-pussy

-       The mould mix can be mixed in a small container / bowl that can be cleaned up but the silicone mix should be done in a plastic disposable cup of some kind.

-       Follow the instructions with how to sit when moulding… my horizontal, squatting on the floor idea obviously didn’t pan out. 

Clone-a-pussy sleeve kit.

-       The clone-a-pussy kits are just for a flat piece of silicone but you can get kits that turn them into a penis masturbator – keep that in mind if you’re making it for a partner.

Seriously I think it is just a sleeve, that you then glue your vulv mould onto…. gorgeous.

Goodness gracious me. That is all I have for the clone-a-pussy. I didn’t take photos of the process, I didn’t exactly have the idea for “Doing It” at the time so don’t @ me.

 If there is something you’re curious about and think I should try it for “Doing It”, contact me here or on Instagram!