3 Cosmo Quizzes
This could be a cop out, like post quality wise, but I bit off more than I could chew with this countdown… but who doesn’t love dumb magazine quizzes?!?! Do them, tell your results on IG @s3xtalkwithjordan
Is sex with you exciting or a little too lame?
This sounds really rude and judgey.
1. Ok well the bedside table on the left hand side of my bed has a book light and condoms, right hand side has journal, meds, eye mask, the lubricants, vibrators, batteries, chargers and BDSM products live under my bed, organised in storage containers. A B & C 3 points.
2. B except every fibre of my being hates to being replaced with 2… Maybe A as well but it wouldn’t be a pic of my cleavage. B 2 points.
3. I would only have sex in a cinema if it was an adult cinema… you cannot have unwilling participants in your games! But B 0 points
4. B, the only thing I am going to cosmo for is lols. B 0 points
5. “nice”? What’s halfway between A and C? Because I have heard both.. A & C 1 point
6 points VA VA VIXXXEN! I took this quiz at the beginning of the year and I got over the top temptress. But va va vixen sounds right.
2. Are you good-girl hot or bad-girl hot?
What is good girl hot and bad girl hot? Like literally Lili Rhineheart vs Rhiana?
1. I have 100% done C before. B. God I love to flirt. B 1 point.
2. Depends on the vibe. But C 0 points.
3. Literally all three. A B & C 3 points.
4. I LOVE this. “A waist-cinching belt for a touch of sexy” fuuuuck. C is me all over. C 1 point.
5. Depends what personality I am using. A 0 points
5 points, Badass Bombshell. I am a badass, and a bombshell, thank you.
3. Are you enough of a bad girl?
Seriously whats the go with being a “bad girl”?
1. Oh lordt.. Ook lets go back in time to high school when dudes used to speak shit about me all the time. Back then it would have been a combination of all three. Like my Sun, Moon & Rising.. one part of me wants to lay low, one part wants to defend myself and another part wants revenge cos she is petty spaghetti (she is the most fun IMO). Having BPD my first instinct is C but I would probably go with A but not because I am lying low, just because I would be like… I don’t want to put on pants to leave the house. A 0 points
2. The kind of men? Bold of you to assume the quiz takers were women in the title, now were straight too? Rude. A, sounds like a nightmare. C. 0 points.
3. I guess A. 1 point.
4. I have heard people say A & B so I guess I will take both. A & B 2 points.
5. What is outrageous is that cosmo thinks these are outrageous. Hard eye roll. A & C 3 points.
6 points, naughty when necessary. That sounds about right. As dumb as this quiz was, I am happy with the outcome. I am good at sly digs and r rated gestures and I know when to pull out a triple x move. So yeh cosmo, I tend to agree, I am perfect.
So I got the middle one for each quiz… what does THAT mean? Am I boring? or perfect?
